Thursday, December 30, 2004

Kopite Liverpudlians

Whatever it means, the word "kopite" is closely associated with the Liverpool Football Club. There's a "kopite of the week" on the LFC fans page and this logo has the title "kopite.gif." Though my internet search did not turn up an actual definition, it did turn up a bunch of jokes, mostly variants on the old Polish jibes. Here's one that's a bit more inventive.

Normal or kopite? TEST

From: "Quaggers!" - Find messages by this author
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 19:05:24 -0000
Subject: Normal or kopite? TEST

Subject: kopite test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you qualify to be classified as a Normal Person, or whether you are indeed a

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. Get
these wrong and you are surely a kopite!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Did you either not know, say it was impossible, or come up with some
long-winded stupid answer? WRONG.

The correct answer is of course: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?" WRONG.

The correct answer is of course: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?

Did you either not know the answer or guess a random animal from the list of
1000s? WRONG.

The correct Answer is of course: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there.....Derrrrr!!!

Now even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to prove that you're not a clueless Nordic
gimp-boy (aka a kopite).

4. There is a wide river, you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

Did you either say something stupid like find a boat or jump across.......or
the typical kopite response 'Urrggh Don't Know'? WRONG.
The correct answer is of course: You swim across. All the crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting.

So more wrong than right? Eh? Well if so, are a kopite.
Go and get a job as roadweeper or something else challenging...yer twat!

Liverpool FC, errr...weren't they good in the 70's?

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