Top 8 Homer Simpson Quotes
If any of you out there actually question my dedication to Homer J. Simpson, just remember, I was about 20 minutes away from having him tattooed on myself……….On with the quotes!
7.) Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to that building…thingy…where our beds and TV…is
6.) Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
5.) Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness
4.) Homer no function beer well without
3.) Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles
2.) It’s true, I’m a Rageaholic…..I just can’t live without Rageahol!
1a.) Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems
1b.) Marge: "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
Homer: [slurred] "I think I’m blind… "
There are tons of other quotes from this genius of a man, but these are my favorites……Hilarious
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
There's an interesting blog called Crazy 8 Opinions by the "Agile Blog group." Pretty bizaare. This post is fairly representative. See also 8 Favorite Candies.